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Women's Funny Socks

Oh Socks, you so funny! Why wear drab when you can wear fab? Our collection of funny socks for women will add an instant dash of joy to your boring stash of white, worn out tube socks. You're sure to find a perfect pair that will match that quirky, sarcastic sense of humor or yours. Find cool socks that featuring cute animals doing hilarious things or ones that speak your mind with sassy sweat word socks. You'll even find food socks that will satisfy those late night cravings. No matter the type of interest, style or personality, we got you covered - at least your toes.
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white crew xl socks with black stripes and heels. 'trophy husband' written in black on white part of the sock.
Trophy Husband
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Trophy Husband
$14.00
They say behind every successful woman is a trophy husband, but who says you can't be successful and have one, too? These Trophy Husband socks are a fun and lighthearted way to show your appreciation for the man in your life, whether he's a stay-at-home dad, a corporate titan, or...
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white crew socks with a repeating pattern of red roses and blue flowers. text on each sock reads "i fucking love swearing."
I Love Swearing
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
I Love Swearing
$10.00
If your feet could talk, they'd say, "I love swearing!" in these boldly lettered crew socks splashed with a garden of red roses and blue flowers! Show the world you're not afraid to drop an F-bomb, even if your toes are hidden inside your shoes. Who knows, maybe these clever...
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white crew socks with green cuff, potted plant pattern, and "fuck people, i prefer plants" text.
I Prefer Plants
Crew SocksModSocks
$10.00
I Prefer Plants
$10.00
Get ready to add a touch of green to your everyday wardrobe with our "I Prefer Plants" socks! Picture this: white socks with a vibrant green cuff and a cheerful pattern of potted plants adorned all over. As if that wasn't enough, these socks make a bold statement with the...
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white crew socks with brown cartoon beans wearing sunglasses and the words "cool beans."
Cool Beans
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Cool Beans
$10.00
Be the coolest bean in town with these Cool Beans novelty socks! They may be white and brown, but they're guaranteed to add a pop of color and personality to your step. The cartoon beans can handle anything with their shades on and the words "cool beans" cheerfully written on...
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ankle-length women's golf socks with white, pink, and light blue patterns of golf clubs, golf balls, and the words 'here for the putts'.
Here For The Putts
Ankle SocksK Bell
$8.00
Here For The Putts
$8.00
Do you golf? If so, completing your outfit with our stylish 'Here For The Putt' socks is a hole-in-one! Featuring a fun pattern of pink and blue golf clubs and balls on a white background, these ankle-length socks for women are sure to make a splash on the putting green....
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whimsical crew socks with "horny for thrift stores" lettering for men and women, in white with black and orange stripes.
Horny For Thrift Stores
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Horny For Thrift Stores
$14.00
You're a thrifter, you're unique. Show off your love for thrifting with these "Horny for Thrift Stores" socks. Perfect for men or women, these bright and bold crew socks are sure to turn heads and strike up a conversation. The white socks have the words "Horny for Thrift Stores" written...
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white crew socks with 'princess' above a pink stripe and 'badass' below featuring a pink crown.
Princess Badass
Crew SocksSocksmith
$14.00
Princess Badass
$14.00
Princess Badass socks: For the workout warrior who rules her own kingdom, these socks let you rep your royalty while rocking those squats. Whether you're sweating it out solo or conquering group fitness, these socks are ready to take on any fitness challenge. Show off your inner badass with Princess...
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yellow and white crew socks with black and light blue lines; pencil & paper pattern; funny socks for men and women.
Pencil & Paper
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Pencil & Paper
$13.00
Take notes kids! It's hip to be square especially when you're rocking these funny novelty pencil and notebook paper socks! Wear these and be the envy of students or coworkers everywhere. With these you'll show them you can school them in just about anything. These pair of mismatched socks feature...
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white crew socks with blue toes and heel and a yellow heel tab. text on socks says "fuck you you fucking fuck" in block font.
Fuck You You Fucking Fuck
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Fuck You You Fucking Fuck
$13.00
Step into these socks and declare your sentiments loudly. It's bolder than a bullhorn, more vivid than a siren, and less likely to get the cops called on you. The blue toes and heels add some pop, and the yellow heel tab makes it easy to put them on and...
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sassy unisex socks with multi-colored "fuck you" text on a white background; blue toes, heels, and crew length; for men and women.
Fuck You
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Fuck You
$14.00
You've got the Shit Happens bumper sticker on your car. Now all you need are a pair of cheeky socks to match your outlook of life. Tell everyone who has ever screwed you over how you feel about them when you slip on a pair of these funny, outrageous socks....
women's sew in love crew socks: colorful sewing-themed pattern on off-white background.
Sew In Love
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Sew In Love
$10.00
Sew In Love Novelty Socks: Fall head over heels for our Sew In Love socks! These off-white crew socks feature a colorful pattern of scissors, thread, sewing machines, and hearts, making them a fun and stylish choice for any sewing enthusiast. Show off your passion for stitching with these cozy...
green and blue striped gamer crew socks for men and women. text on the front of each sock reads "one more game!"
One More Game!
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
One More Game!
$14.00
Ready Player Two? Level up your sock game with our "One More Game!" Gamer Crew Socks. Featuring bold green stripes at the top to symbolize the life bar and blue stripes at the ankle representing the power-up bar, these socks are perfect for any gamer who always wants one more...
white crew socks with blue and red stripes, blue heels and toes, and "ready to party i already took my nap" text.
Ready To Party I Already Took My Nap
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Ready To Party I Already Took My Nap
$14.00
Get ready to party in these high energy socks that do all the talking so you don't have to! With their electric blue and red stripes and bold "Ready to Party I Already Took My Nap" message, you'll be the life of any shindig. Plus, these socks are just as...
black striped crew length socks with 'i'd fuck me' in large black letters; perfect for men and women with a sense of humor.
I'd Fuck Me
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
I'd Fuck Me
$14.00
Calling all funky feet! These I'd Fuck Me socks are guaranteed to turn some heads when you rock 'em. Stand out from the crowd and show off your bold side with this hilarious pair of socks. Perfect for those who aren't afraid to make a statement, these socks will put...
women's crew socks with yellow buttercup flower pattern and "suck it up buttercup" text.
Suck It Up Buttercup
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Suck It Up Buttercup
$12.00
Yellow buttercups dance across these sassy white socks, while a bright blue and yellow Suck it Up Buttercup  serves as a cheeky reminder to get back up after life knocks you down. Because, as the song goes, Everything's gonna be alright!  Step into these cheerful crew socks to...
white socks with red text that says "fuck you". crew length. made for men and women.
Fuck You Bag
Crew SocksCool Socks
$13.00
Fuck You Bag
$13.00
Introducing the Fuck You Bag Socks, featuring a bold red text pattern of "Fuck You" on a white background. These unisex crew socks are perfect for those who like to add a touch of humor to their wardrobe. Whether you're wearing them to work, school, or just hanging out at...
women's white crew socks with pink accents and a repeating bra pattern. the message "hang in there!" is written on the front and "it's all about support" on the bottom.
Bras
Crew SocksFoot Traffic
$10.00
Bras
$10.00
Bras socks: When support becomes fashionable! Support your sisters while keeping your toes warm in these white crew socks with a pink toe, heel, and top. They're adorned with a repeating pattern of bras in various colors and styles, and you'll be sure to get a lift from the words...
white socks with black text "literally no one cares" and black heels/toes. multi-colored squares pattern on feet.
Literally No One Cares
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Literally No One Cares
$12.00
Who needs socks that scream "I'm a walking enigma of cool and casual?" Look no further. These insanely cool, multi-colored square patterned socks with cheeky "Literally No One Cares" text are sure to turn a few heads in wonder or confusion. Or both. Either way, you can't go wrong with...
white crew socks with 'i work hard so my cat can have a better life' slogan and cat graphics.
Work Hard
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Work Hard
$8.00
Strut your stuff in these meow-mazing socks, featuring the slogan 'I work hard so my cat can have a better life'. Picture this: you're rocking these bad boys at work, crushing it in your career, all while knowing your furry friend is living the high life back home. It's like...
unisex white crew socks with purple toes, heels, and cuffs, 2 orange stripes, and 'eat all the ice cream' in purple and pink.
Eat All The Ice Cream
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Eat All The Ice Cream
$14.00
If ice cream is your sweet vice and socks your thing, our 'Eat All The Ice Cream' socks will be the cherry on top of your sundae. Your feet will do a dance in your favorite chunky kicks when they get a load of these white socks splashed with purple...
white socks with pink and blue hot mom block lettering, two pink stripes with blue stripe, pink toe and heel.
Hot Mom
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Hot Mom
$14.00
If socks could talk, these Hot Mom socks would be shouting it from the rooftops! With their bold pink and blue Hot Mom lettering, these socks are perfect for the confident, sassy, and stylish mom on the go. These socks with their two thick pink stripes bookended with a thinner...
white crew socks with "extra salty" and "k. bell" in black letters with a pretzel graphic.
Extra Salty
Crew SocksK Bell
$9.00
Extra Salty
$9.00
Spice up your sock drawer with our "Extra Salty" pretzels socks. Show off your love for salty snacks and embrace your inner foodie with these comfy, mouthwatering pretzel socks. Walk around in style while satisfying your cravings for crunchy deliciousness. Get salty, stay stylish!
respect the locals socks in white with black and yellow striped tops, black heels, and toes for men and women with the words "respect the locals" in yellow outlined black letting.
Respect The Locals
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Respect The Locals
$14.00
Show your appreciation for the locals with these Respect The Locals socks! The black and yellow striped crew length XL socks with black heels and toes have a bright yellow outline around the black letting on the front that says "Respect The Locals". These socks are sure to get noticed...
white, crew length socks for women with the words "crazy cat lady" and paw print graphic; pink toes and heels.
Crazy Cat Lady
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Crazy Cat Lady
$8.00
A house is not a home without the sound of pitter-pattering paws and purrs! If you are a crazy cat lady, you know every home needs a cat, or two… Or ten. Show off your furry feline insanity with these cute white and pink crew socks. Each pair features a...
white crew socks with geometric red and white pattern, red heel and toe and pagoda graphic front and center with text "thank you, enjoy!"
Thank You, Enjoy!
Crew SocksOdd Sox
$15.00
Thank You, Enjoy!
$15.00
Get ready to put your best foot forward with the Thank You, Enjoy! Crew Socks! With their eye-catching red and white geometric pattern, red heel and toe, and cool pagoda graphic, these socks are sure to make a statement wherever you go. Plus, the fun-loving message "Thank You, Enjoy!" will...
white crew socks featuring a llama inside a blue circle, pink and blue striped cuffs, and the phrase "no drama for this llama."
No Drama Llama
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
No Drama Llama
$12.00
No Drama Llama Socks: Cause who's got time for sock drama? These socks show off a chill llama with the words "No Drama for This Llama" so you can stay unbothered and cozy all day. Who needs a llama farm when you've got these fun, novelty socks? Plus, with reinforced...
colorful heart-patterned socks with 'sounds gay...i'm in!' message in rainbow letters.
Sounds Gay, I'm In!
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Sounds Gay, I'm In!
$12.00
Embrace your fabulousness with these outrageously delightful 'Sounds Gay, I'm In!' socks! Sprinkle your feet with rainbow-colored hearts and a bold declaration of gay pride. These socks are the perfect accessory for any LGBTQIA+ fashionista looking to add a touch of humor and activism to their wardrobe. So, slip into...
white crew socks with repeating pattern of winking woman in red headband, "fuck" text, and red and white striped cuffs.
Stubborn AF
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Stubborn AF
$12.00
Stubborn women rule the world. Show off your unwavering stubbornness with these "Stubborn AF" socks with a fun repeating pattern of a headstrong, red headband-wearing woman winking at you. The word "fuck" is boldly written below her in black letters. The crew socks have red and white striped cuffs. Strut...
white crew socks with green leaves and "don't fucking rush me" text with a sloth image.
Don't Rush Me
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Don't Rush Me
$12.00
Looking for crew socks that'll give you a good chuckle? Say hello to our Don't Rush Me socks! Picture this: soft white socks with a cheerful green pattern of leaves and the hilarious phrase "Don't f*cking rush me" emblazoned across them, complete with an adorable sloth illustration. Trust us, these...
novelty crew socks featuring a repeating pattern of pizza slices with red pepperoni and yellow melted cheese on a white background.
Slice Of New York
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Slice Of New York
$10.00
Pizzazz Up Your Feet: Slice Of New York socks are a feast for the feet! Picture this a white background scattered with bright red pepperoni circles and melted yellow cheese oozing with pizzazz. Oh, and did you know the pizza was invented in Naples, Italy in 1760? As a bonus,...
white crew socks with "you got this!" and two cartoon bananas high-fiving in sunglasses.
You Got This!
Crew SocksSock It to Me
$15.00
You Got This!
$15.00
These "You Got This!" crew socks are as cool as a pair of bananas high-fiving in shades! Be the king of your jungle or queen of your castle in these comfy, white socks that feature two cartoon bananas giving each other a high five. They'll remind you to monkey around...
striped knee-high sassy namaste in bed women's socks with hot pink, red and bright blue color scheme.
Namaste In Bed
Knee High SocksHot Sox
$11.00
Namaste In Bed
$11.00
Namaste is more than just a Sanskirt word that means hello and goodbye. It is a way to pay respect and homage too. Each cool pair of women's knee high novelty socks feature the word "Namaste in Bed" printed on the sides. There is a beautiful lotus displayed beneath the...
socks that are white with brown toes, heels, and cuffs. they have a pattern of red and black text and symbols, including the words 'handle with care', 'fragile', and 'this side up'. there is also a picture of a heart with hands holding it, and a picture of a wine glass with a line through it.
Handle With Care
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Handle With Care
$10.00
Treat your toes to a touch of tender loving care with our "Handle with Care" crew socks. Perfect for the lady who's both delicate and daring, these socks come emblazoned with gentle reminders like "Fragile" and "Handle With Care" - because sometimes, the world needs a little warning about your...
socks that are mostly brown with a white cuff and a white foot. the main feature of the socks is a of a venus flytrap with the word 'hangry' above it.
Hangry
Crew SocksSocksmith
$10.00
Hangry
$10.00
Meet the 'Hangry' socks, where fashion feeds your fun side! These crew-length charmers feature a quirky Venus flytrap illustration, visibly voicing its Hangry status perfect for days when your mood mirrors its munchie-craving message. Ideal for casual outings or making loungewear statements, they bring a bite of humor to your...
white cotton crew socks with red dripping blood pattern and text reading "fuck off" for men and women
Fuck Off
Crew SocksOdd Sox
$15.00
Fuck Off
$15.00
These socks are for the feisty, sassy, and bold. They're emblazoned with the words "Fuck Off" in a dripping blood-red pattern, a reminder to the world that you have zero tolerance for nonsense. Whether it's a terrible Tuesday or a delightful day, wear your attitude on your feet.
white quarter crew socks with orange farts lettering, stripes, toes, and heels designed for men and women.
Farts
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.00
Farts
$13.00
Fart style socks are best worn with confidence, but just don't be surprised if these citrusy socks smelling socks end up being the topic of everyone's conversation. When life hands you lemons, put them on your toes! That way, you can fart lemons all day long! You're guaranteed to have...
white crew socks with blue grid pattern and "science doesn't care what you believe" in black. for men and women.
Science Doesn't Care What You Believe
Crew SocksFunatic
$14.00
Science Doesn't Care What You Believe
$14.00
Our 'Science Doesn't Care What You Believe' socks are the perfect way to show your love of science and your rebellious side. Featuring a blue grid pattern and the words 'Science Doesn't Care What You Believe', these white crew socks are sure to turn heads. Perfect for men and women,...
plant manager gardening socks in green and blue with black text.
Plant Manager
Crew SocksLiving Royal
$12.00
Plant Manager
$12.00
Who said plants are boring? With these vivid, quirky 'Plant Manager' socks you'll look so fly, your plants will be green with envy! These crew-length showstoppers feature a botanical beaut of green and blue plants, plus a front-and-center title that says "Plant Manager" in bold, black letters. Perfect for green...
white knee-high socks with red thermometer pattern, reading "hot!", ranging from -40 to 120 degrees. perfect for women who love medical-themed fashion.
Thermometer
Knee High SocksFoot Traffic
$12.00
Thermometer
$12.00
Calling all hotties! Crank up the heat with our Thermometer knee-high socks. These socks are the epitome of sassy and stylish, rocking a pattern of red thermometers that read "HOT!" at the top. With numbers ranging from -40 to 120, these socks are a playful reminder that you're always on...
white, red, and black crew socks with "fuck my socks off" text.
Fuck My Socks Off
Crew SocksCool Socks
$12.00
Fuck My Socks Off
$12.00
Sneak into a sassy style that'll make your feet do a sock dance! "Fuck My Socks Off" socks serve a side of cheekiness with a blush of red hearts and a sprinkle of black polka dots. These crew-length socks are guaranteed to turn your feet into the life of the...
white striped crew socks with an extra large black "bitch" logo, womens.
Bitch
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$14.00
Bitch
$14.00
BITCH socks: Worn by women, wicked people with attitude, or just about anybody with a good sense of humor. These knee-high socks will look great with heels, flats, or sneakers because let's face it - who cares? Wear these comfortable white striped socks with big, bold black lettering proudly and...
white 'out of office' crew-length socks for women.
Out of Office
Crew SocksK Bell
$8.00
Out of Office
$8.00
Put your best foot forward (literally) with our Out of Office socks for women. These crew-length socks are soft, cozy, and feature a bold, white design with the words "Out of Office" emblazoned across them. Whether you're actually out of office or just dreaming of a tropical vacation, these socks...
white quarter socks with purple stripes and "gay" in capital letters, for men and women
Gay
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.00
Gay
$13.00
Pride month? Nah, they're Gay every month. Reach your peak pride in these quarter length socks featuring bold white with purple stripes and the word "GAY" in purple block letters across the top. Perfect for men and women who are down for a good laugh at the average sock.
white crew sock with cloud patterns and a skateboard-riding angel with "i think my guardian angel drinks" printed on the top.
Guardian Angel
Crew SocksPrimitives by Kathy
$11.00
Guardian Angel
$11.00
Let's face it, guardian angels can be a bit of a handful. I mean, who hasn't wondered if their guardian angel has been hitting the sauce a little too hard? These cozy crew socks are just the thing to show your support for your guardian angel...or at least your sense...
white quarter socks with "snob" in bold black letters.
Snob
Crew SocksGumball Poodle
$13.00
Snob
$13.00
Snob socks: The perfect accessory for anyone who wants to add a touch of humor to their wardrobe. These white socks feature the word "Snob" in bold black letters, so you can show off your personality wherever you go. Whether you're wearing them to a party, a meeting, or just...